Cherubs' Cupboard
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Welcome to Ted's Puns
Store Owner Ted Hickey is know as Durham 's " King of the Puns."
  • Let the puns begin.....
  • Today he has nun......
  • Ted thinks he"s Punny ......
  • It's good to be back from  our roman holiday....
  • Italy's wine is divine...
  • When I had my PlayStation stolen, my family were
    there to console me.
  • My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to
    AA meetings.
  • Many people are strongly attracted to a magnate.
  • The managers in charge of company layoffs were
    known as the 'firing squad'.
  • After taking the elevator to the top floor I felt
    very up-lifted.
  • Some gas station owners are very self-serving.
  • A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact
    on his patients.